I would give a million dollars to the person…

Posted by admin on May 10, 2007 in Misc.

I thought I would end the week with a tongue in cheek post. Have you ever heard youself saying “I would give a million dollars to the person who…[insert some solution to a daily annoyance]“? For example, I would give a million dollars to the person who could fix my computer right now!

I thought about this stuck in traffic and I would give a million dollars (if I had it!) to the person who…

Solved traffic jams (actually, there is a company claiming they can do this)
Created a different ring on my phone for tele-marketers (regardless of call blocking)
Built a crash proof computer
Assembled an accountant to English/English to accountant translator
Made paper-cut proof paper

Love to hear your thoughts on other solutions (inventors of the world, are you listening?). Have a good weekend.

3 Comments on I would give a million dollars to the person…

By Nancy (aka 'money coach" on May 15, 2007 at 2:03 am

Fun post!
I’d give a million dollars to an invention where I could press a button and turn off anyone’s car alarm driving the neighbourhood nuts – or a cel phone ringing in an inappropriate public space.

By Mr. Cheap on June 19, 2007 at 11:29 am

Nancy and admin: I can sell you a device that will silence cell phones (jams the signal), I can fix your computer and/or I can set up a crash-proof computer. Any chance the $1M is still available?

By admin on June 19, 2007 at 12:52 pm

Sorry, BMO lost my million dollars earlier this year on some wild trades…